#10 Matt Riddle will be funny but annoying and maybe make the main card.
#9 Aaron Riley suffers a pressure break of his jaw being hugged by Ross Pearson and still takes the fight.
#8 Roli Delegado awarded the “Least likely to return fight in the UFC next year” award.
#7 The crowd gets so drunk it starts chanting U S A, U S A during the Couture fight.
#6 The crowd cheers U S A, U S A just to spite Vera.
#5 Mike Swick takes his “Runner Up” trophy back to his dressing room to find out it is infected with swine flu.
#4 Dana White takes away Swicks runner up trophy and replaces it with a “Participant” ribbon.
#3 Denis Kang is submitted by a training partner before the fight and sleeps through the main card.
#2 Randy Couture wins the Joe Rogen’s “My Hero” award for the 63rd straight time.
#1 Michael “the Count” Bisping has to change his nickname to “The Spotted Dick” due to Dennis Kang induced bruising.