Top 10 Game Changers of UFC 105

November 13, 2009 by

#10 Matt Riddle will be funny but annoying and maybe make the main card.

#9 Aaron Riley suffers a pressure break of his jaw being hugged by Ross Pearson and still takes the fight.

#8 Roli Delegado awarded the “Least likely to return fight in the UFC next year” award.

#7 The crowd gets so drunk it starts chanting U S A, U S A during the Couture fight.

#6 The crowd cheers U S A, U S A just to spite Vera.

#5 Mike Swick takes his “Runner Up” trophy back to his dressing room to find out it is infected with swine flu.

#4 Dana White takes away Swicks runner up trophy and replaces it with a “Participant” ribbon.

#3 Denis Kang is submitted by a training partner before the fight and sleeps through the main card.

#2 Randy Couture wins the Joe Rogen’s “My Hero” award for the 63rd straight time.

#1 Michael “the Count” Bisping has to change his nickname to “The Spotted Dick” due to Dennis Kang induced bruising.


Top 10 Shogun Consolidation Prizes Since He is Not Getting a Rematch

November 2, 2009 by

#10 A six figure contract and a glass TUF trophy from a future season.

#9 The same eye surgery Wandi got, performed by a ring girl of his choosing.

#8 A signed autograph from Rampages next big film “Heat 2”.

#7 A chance to pick an opponent for the lackluster 108 card.

#6 A thank you card from Anthony Johnson for distracting everybody from his weight cutting fiasco.

#5 An angry letter from Yoshida who is still confused about what happened Saturday night.

#4 He gets to be the first one to sign Machida’s leg casts.

# 3 A lifetime supply of Lyoto flavored Bony Acai.

#2 All the left over pride belts.

#1 A rematch with Mark Coleman.

Top 10 Reasons We Dont Ever Post Anything

October 27, 2009 by

#10 Still in shock that Modern Warfare 2 is about to be released with real night vision goggles.

#9 Chip and Tony spent the weekend in Toronto and their arteries are filled with bacon.

#8 Too confused after watching Brock Lesnar’s UFC All Access.

#7 Too busy brushing our teeth after training with Machida.

#6 Trying to catch up on Dancing With The Stars.

#5 Passed out waiting for Fedor to fight real competition.

#4 Contracted swine flu from BJ Penn’s new cookbook “Dinin Wit Dat Wise Pig” translation: “Intelligent Living Through Pork DNA“.

#3 We decided to give up lucrative careers as MMA bloggers to follow our dream of being C list actors.

#2 Had to cycle off the steroids.

#1 Working three jobs to save enough dough for athletic commission judge pay offs.

UFC 104 Fight Picks, We Breakdown All!

October 22, 2009 by

Our own countdown to UFC 104, we talk only UFC and keep it on point.  Steve and Tony go on location in Columbus Ohio, where it all began.  Chip joins us from the frozen north. Fight picks and in depth analysis abound, TAKE A LISTEN!
Lyoto Machida (15-0)* vs. Mauricio “Shogun” Rua (18-3)
Cain Velasquez (6-0) vs. Ben Rothwell (30-6)
Josh Neer (25-8-1) vs. Gleison Tibau (17-7)
Joe Stevenson (30-10) vs. Spencer Fisher (23-4)
Anthony Johnson (7-2) vs. Yoshiyuki Yoshida (11-3)

Welcome to Philly, we took your hat Florian, f you, check ebay

August 9, 2009 by

Silva Pound For Pound

August 9, 2009 by

“things like that don’t happen in mma. That was the first time ever! Things like that happen in boxing, because all you have to worry aboout is hands. Omg” -Steve

That was on his heels people. Silva stepping backwards in slow motion looks fast.

Pelligrino Neer

August 9, 2009 by

Neer teaches us “eye gouges are not eye gouges if they are elbows from the bottom.” -Steve

Pelligrino shows us top control even with no sub attempts wins a fight. This system is flawed.

No Fedor News Here…

August 7, 2009 by

No sir.  None at all.  But if you happened to listen to our new podcast, episode 6 you might here a thing or two about the last emperor.  As always we are your source for misinformed hype.  Enjoy

Hit the jump for our UFC 101 picks.

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One of these is not happening…

July 28, 2009 by

Well Chip called it, sort of indirectly, but he did say he “hoped” the fight would actually happen. We are really depressed and hope most of the skull adorned jobless folk end up in the UFC so we can see their talents go to good use.

Penny Arcade unfortunately missing the point

July 16, 2009 by