Archive for November, 2009

Top 10 Game Changers of UFC 105

November 13, 2009

#10 Matt Riddle will be funny but annoying and maybe make the main card.

#9 Aaron Riley suffers a pressure break of his jaw being hugged by Ross Pearson and still takes the fight.

#8 Roli Delegado awarded the “Least likely to return fight in the UFC next year” award.

#7 The crowd gets so drunk it starts chanting U S A, U S A during the Couture fight.

#6 The crowd cheers U S A, U S A just to spite Vera.

#5 Mike Swick takes his “Runner Up” trophy back to his dressing room to find out it is infected with swine flu.

#4 Dana White takes away Swicks runner up trophy and replaces it with a “Participant” ribbon.

#3 Denis Kang is submitted by a training partner before the fight and sleeps through the main card.

#2 Randy Couture wins the Joe Rogen’s “My Hero” award for the 63rd straight time.

#1 Michael “the Count” Bisping has to change his nickname to “The Spotted Dick” due to Dennis Kang induced bruising.


Top 10 Shogun Consolidation Prizes Since He is Not Getting a Rematch

November 2, 2009

#10 A six figure contract and a glass TUF trophy from a future season.

#9 The same eye surgery Wandi got, performed by a ring girl of his choosing.

#8 A signed autograph from Rampages next big film “Heat 2”.

#7 A chance to pick an opponent for the lackluster 108 card.

#6 A thank you card from Anthony Johnson for distracting everybody from his weight cutting fiasco.

#5 An angry letter from Yoshida who is still confused about what happened Saturday night.

#4 He gets to be the first one to sign Machida’s leg casts.

# 3 A lifetime supply of Lyoto flavored Bony Acai.

#2 All the left over pride belts.

#1 A rematch with Mark Coleman.