Tito Ortiz Top 10: Win or Lose at UFC 84

Top 5 Best Things Tito Can Do If He Loses
5. Go back to being Jacob Ortiz
4. Sign the contract for Ortiz Shamrock IV
3. Panatamime the grave digger for his career, respectfully shakes Dana’s hand and expose a t-shirt that says “i never loved you”
2. Appear and sign autographs at the Hunnington Beach boat show
1. Get tested for STDs

Top 5 Best Things Tito Can Do If He Wins
5. Rent out cranium ad space with goldenpalace.com
4. Start printing “Gay Metzger is my bitch” throwback jerseys
3. Add team punishment flames to everything he owns (including jenna jameson)
2. Flip the double bird and immideatley start filming Cradle 2 the Grave II
1. Get tested for STDs (again)