#10 A six figure contract and a glass TUF trophy from a future season.

#9 The same eye surgery Wandi got, performed by a ring girl of his choosing.

#8 A signed autograph from Rampages next big film “Heat 2″.

#7 A chance to pick an opponent for the lackluster 108 card.

#6 A thank you card from Anthony Johnson for distracting everybody from his weight cutting fiasco.

#5 An angry letter from Yoshida who is still confused about what happened Saturday night.

#4 He gets to be the first one to sign Machida’s leg casts.

# 3 A lifetime supply of Lyoto flavored Bony Acai.

#2 All the left over pride belts.

#1 A rematch with Mark Coleman.

#10 Still in shock that Modern Warfare 2 is about to be released with real night vision goggles.

#9 Chip and Tony spent the weekend in Toronto and their arteries are filled with bacon.

#8 Too confused after watching Brock Lesnar’s UFC All Access.

#7 Too busy brushing our teeth after training with Machida.

#6 Trying to catch up on Dancing With The Stars.

#5 Passed out waiting for Fedor to fight real competition.

#4 Contracted swine flu from BJ Penn’s new cookbook “Dinin Wit Dat Wise Pig” translation: “Intelligent Living Through Pork DNA“.

#3 We decided to give up lucrative careers as MMA bloggers to follow our dream of being C list actors.

#2 Had to cycle off the steroids.

#1 Working three jobs to save enough dough for athletic commission judge pay offs.

Our own countdown to UFC 104, we talk only UFC and keep it on point.  Steve and Tony go on location in Columbus Ohio, where it all began.  Chip joins us from the frozen north. Fight picks and in depth analysis abound, TAKE A LISTEN!
Lyoto Machida (15-0)* vs. Mauricio “Shogun” Rua (18-3)
Cain Velasquez (6-0) vs. Ben Rothwell (30-6)
Josh Neer (25-8-1) vs. Gleison Tibau (17-7)
Joe Stevenson (30-10) vs. Spencer Fisher (23-4)
Anthony Johnson (7-2) vs. Yoshiyuki Yoshida (11-3)

“things like that don’t happen in mma. That was the first time ever! Things like that happen in boxing, because all you have to worry aboout is hands. Omg” -Steve

That was on his heels people. Silva stepping backwards in slow motion looks fast.

Neer teaches us “eye gouges are not eye gouges if they are elbows from the bottom.” -Steve

Pelligrino shows us top control even with no sub attempts wins a fight. This system is flawed.

No sir.  None at all.  But if you happened to listen to our new podcast, episode 6 you might here a thing or two about the last emperor.  As always we are your source for misinformed hype.  Enjoy

Hit the jump for our UFC 101 picks.

UFC 101: Declaration
B.J. Penn (13-5-1) vs. Kenny Florian (12-3)
Tony – penn, Chip – penn, Steve – FOTN penn
Anderson Silva (24-4) vs. Forrest Griffin (18-5)
Tony – silva, Chip – griffin, Steve – griffin
Amir Sadollah (5-0) vs. Johny Hendricks (5-0)
Tony – FOTN sadollah, Chip – sadollah, Steve – sadollah (by steamroll)
Ricardo Almeida (10-3) vs. Kendall Grove (12-5)
Tony – almeida, Chip – almeida, Steve – grove
Kurt Pellegrino (13-4) vs. Josh Neer (25-7-1)
Tony – neer, Chip – FOTN neer, Steve – pellegrino

Well Chip called it, sort of indirectly, but he did say he “hoped” the fight would actually happen. We are really depressed and hope most of the skull adorned jobless folk end up in the UFC so we can see their talents go to good use.

-Georges St. Pierre 18-2 vs. Thiago Alves 15-3
Tony – St Pierre, Chip – St Pierre, Steve – St Pierre
-Jon Fitch 18-3 vs. Paulo Thiago 11-0
Tony – Fitch, Chip – Fitch, Steve – Thiago
-Dan Henderson 24-7 vs. Michael Bisping 18-1
Tony – Henderson, Chip – Henderson, Steve – Bisping
-Yoshihiro Akiyama 12-1 vs. Alan Belcher 14-5
Tony – Akiyama, Chip – Akiyama, Steve – Akiyama
-Stephan Bonner vs. Mark Coleman
Tony – Coleman, Chip – Coleman, Steve – Bonner