#10 Still in shock that Modern Warfare 2 is about to be released with real night vision goggles.
#9 Chip and Tony spent the weekend in Toronto and their arteries are filled with bacon.
#8 Too confused after watching Brock Lesnar’s UFC All Access.
#7 Too busy brushing our teeth after training with Machida.
#6 Trying to catch up on Dancing With The Stars.
#5 Passed out waiting for Fedor to fight real competition.
#4 Contracted swine flu from BJ Penn’s new cookbook “Dinin Wit Dat Wise Pig” translation: “Intelligent Living Through Pork DNA“.
#3 We decided to give up lucrative careers as MMA bloggers to follow our dream of being C list actors.
#2 Had to cycle off the steroids.
#1 Working three jobs to save enough dough for athletic commission judge pay offs.
